Life in the Amazon is exactly what you would expect it to be. It's hard, it's cold (or hot depending on where you are), it's full of baboons, and a couple chincillas that think they are lions. And there are definite asses there. But my favorite are the ones that act like any old monkey could do their job and then they just can't seem to catch those vines to swing on themselves.
Amazon sucks~but I'm doing it for my kids...who will never know what a hard sacrifice this is. Or how much it is taking for me to do this. The most thankless job in the world...no not Amazon...MOTHERHOOD! 
